::I DIDN'T CHEAT::


Why Will You Go To Hell?
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::i rule....::

SexxxOnAStick: seven sexual favors
DeathByAltoids: denied

::you're dead to me::

that's it. i'm done with you. you, yes you. the one who borrowed me for so long. your out. done. finished. kaput. as far as i'm concerned, you are nothing. you are air. you are a memory, a past, a thought. why didn't you just take a piece of my heart? it would've hurt less than when you borrowed it for so long. f*ck you if you can't see how much i cared for you, and how little you cared for me. you took the innocence from my naivte...like takin' candy from a baby. take me, use me, throw me away.

..never again. bye asshole....

chris's reserved space....

http://www.comics.com/comics/marmaduke/index.html

http://www.boomspeed.com/35thss/early.jpg

i'll come and blog them later. right now, it's just not in the cards.

dis is cool....

::damn straight....::

AudioKarateKidd: Death by Altoids, even your name is cute.. like a fresh sweater out of the dryer on a spring after noon. .. Downy FRESH

.....jon....is da bomb.

::travis never ceases to amuse me::

THill652: i bet you wish you were the test i just took. because then you would have just finished anal raping me and given me a dirty sanchez.

Auto response from DeathByAltoids: i bet you wish you were my homework right now, cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk.

::umm.....yeah::

I have issues with...

women domination innocence intelligence men

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the other night....was the best night ever. more on that later.

muahahaha. i'm blogging on my roomates computer. muahahha. i'm so evil. i'm like, the epitamy of evil.

i feel so......bad. ::evil laughter::

.......ok bye.

::um.....this quiz sucks my balls?::


What Kind of Virgin Are You?
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I HATE BIG BOOBS AND I HATE THAT WHEN I SNEEZE I SNEEZE ONTO MY BOOBS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DAMN BIG.

i couldn't be normal, and sneeze down on the floor like everyone else...noooo. my stupid BOOBS have to be in the way, they always get all wet and snotty and gross.

therefore, i hate them.

i'm wearing red pants today.

i just signed a petition to bring back fraggle rock.

i feel so.......liberal.

i've done nothing all weekend.

it was the best weekend ever.

MOLLY....is pimp.

Tululah94: some people like to get clean in the shower. personally, i like to get dirty
Tululah94: how's that for a personal motto

i think that's just fine molly, just fine. ::wink::

katie mae gets my vote for funniest damn away message ever.....

"I bet you wish you were my homework right now, cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

classic katie, just classic. i love ya.

hmm...i've been having extreme writers block lately. i don't know what it is. it's probably stress. it's always stress. i've been kind of frazzled and my words and sentences don't make sense, and they are all jumbled. it's kinda odd. i can't seem to keep the flow of words up, and it's just odd. i need to wash my face.

maybe after that, i'll be quasi-sane.

hansel, so hot right now, hansel.

::oh my chicken stars....::

i forgot to add this:

the other day, i went to mcdonalds with my friend erik. we walked into mcdonalds, and......RONALD MCDONALD was behind the counter. i was SO freaked out. it was like some surreal nightmare. he greeted us with a warm hearty "ronald mcdonald hello" and i became extremely frightened. it was so weird. there were like 2 people besides erik and i in the mcdonalds. and then he left, like 2 seconds later and waved goodbye to me.

i don't think i EVER want ronald mcdonald to serve me my fries again.

he scares me.

alot.

::innatamite object bliss::

DeathByAltoids: it's ok, i have fantasies about blenders
DeathByAltoids: we all can't be normal
bordag32: lol, blenders are perfectly normal
bordag32: its when you get into food processors and coffee grinders that I worry
bordag32: personally, I'm a big fan of the can opener. Never ending bliss!

oh mike.

::oh baby....::

You Are A Juicy Kisser!

Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them.

You are the perfect kisser - with the right combo of lips and tongue.

It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates!




How Do *You* Kiss?

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::wednesdays can suck my.....[censor]::

::sigh:: another day. another stupid boring wednesday. i should be doing lots of things...like writing essays and studying for my stupid physics test on friday [lord help me]. i don't want to. i think i'm going to take a nap. i dunno. i've been kinda weird lately...like weird in a bad kinda way. little things make me cry, or have me flinging keys across the room and collapsing on the floor into a lifeless heap. it's all very weird. i think i'm just stressed, and i need to take a deep breath and get it together. argh. but that takes effort. i'm too tired for effort. it's nap time. and then. after i awaken....THEN i'll do all that stuff i need to get done. yeah. that's it. i'll do dat! i'm so excited for haley to come and visit. we're gonna have so much fun. the drive should be interesting. i'll make a cd. muahahaha.

ok...so i'm just cruising online...

and i get this pop-up...

CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE THE 17584548 th
VISITOR TO THIS WEBSITE
click here to contact our claims department

oh really? the 1398572129385 visitor? am i supposed to be excited?!

MAN. whatever happened to winning something when you hit NORMAL numbers?

i've decided that life is hard.

::sleepless nights....and horrid expectations of the next waking days..::

i hate those nights when you don't wanna go to sleep, because you know how much the next day is gonna suck. i'm kinda feeling that way right now. i haven't been really doing much of school lately, and so tomorrow i need to pull myself together and get on some of the stuff i've been meaning to do. ergh. it's gonna suck hardcore. but whatever, i'll get through it. i just hate that anticipation..i almost feel nervous going to bed...because i know i'm gonna actually have to be a functioning member of society, and not sit online all day and talk. i actually have to have a life. it's weird. it's kinda scary actually. real people. ::shudders:: whatever, i can deal.

::sigh:: i guess i'll sleep now. no one really interesting to talk to online. may as well sleep. ergh. g'night kids.

oh, and i hate boys.

end.

hahah....i just realized that i posted the same quiz twice......

and got the same results..

and so i'm keeping both...

because it's my blog....

and because i can.

::um...should i be worried?::





Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

::uhhh...hahaha::.

DaMxgirl: i would like to let you know that you played an extraordinarly large role in my dream last night
DaMxgirl: and i DON'T KNOW WHY
DeathByAltoids: what?!
DeathByAltoids: why?
DeathByAltoids: well
DaMxgirl: i don't know
DeathByAltoids: i mean, what did i do?
DaMxgirl: we were all waiting around for yOU
DeathByAltoids: hahaha
DaMxgirl: and then, you brought cookies
DaMxgirl: but you like cheated making them
DeathByAltoids: hahah
DaMxgirl: you screwed it up, but you put sugar all over the tray so they tasted good anyway
DaMxgirl: i need to get out more
DeathByAltoids: haha..of course i screwed them up
DeathByAltoids: i'm a failure even in other people's dreams
DaMxgirl: no, you're funny even in dreamworld

i think julianne needs to lay off the studying....