*everyone is SOOO funny tonight*
(i think it's the delirium)

THill652: i dunno, i dont even know what the hell we are talking aboot
THill652: suddenly im canadian


HaleBopp424: what am i not turtle enough for ur turtle club


SexxxOnAStick: Hi...Im turkey
DeathByAltoids: hey turkey
SexxxOnAStick: Hey Death

Rockergodforever: Dennis Miller says that without show biz, the only spears Justin would have is Vlasic Kosher Dills!

Rockergodforever: did i cross the line?

what de fudge?

Rockergodforever: Shut up Skank........

*oh*....

(south park is sooooo my favorite show sometimes....)

i have three words to sum up my spring break in AZ.....

...it was hot....

(nah...it was really fun and i had a good time and now....THE BLOG CAN RETURN! (score!)....ok..done)

*i knew it*

Take the What Kind of Slacker are you? Quiz

ok....the oscars tonight.....

best foreign film....'no man's land'.....-bosnia-hertzawhatever....

ok.....

SINCE WHEN DO THEY MAKE MOVIES IN BOSNIA?

*a lil' sampling of my day*

kelsey: *bawking like a chicken*
me: "what are you, some kinda CHICKEN!?!"
kelsey: *starts pecking me with her nose*
me: "what did i ever do to deserve this?"

....*sidenote*....my family is getting a pet chicken....is this normal?

i leave for college for ONE YEAR...and the whole family goes insane....

*crimeny*

*good times with almost famous quotes...*

(i mean really, what else am i going to do when i'm at home?)

"Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song? Is a song better when it really happened to you?"

"Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Except Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me." And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music."

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."

*sigh*...genius i say....sheer genius....

--to the fat old ladies that feel the need to walk ALL around the gym locker room COMPLETELY NAKED....



i hate you.

i just typedd this with my nose.....go me

just in case you wanted to know every detail of my life....

...i have to go to work now....

*for crying out loud*

i think that i am the happiest right now.......

even with everything that's going on in my life with school, friends, finals, and life values....i love my life

i get to live it....i get to decide....i choose which path to take....i choose my own life...

it's not perfect....i'm not always happy....i get angry...i get frustrated....i make mistakes....but it's my life....

and i wouldn't trade it for anything....

"*I just can't get enough....*"


Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego?

*aren't these tests fun?*

Find out which LifeSaver you are.

*a brief 'mom' moment*

TCMatriarch:Ya know, there are just too many innuendos at your age. I blame Beavis, Butthead..and your father.

--the answer to my pending query...."what do beavis, butthead, and my dad have in common?"

*ah yes.....travis's many fans....*

SKaterL2002: travis is a god to me
SKaterL2002: he introduced me to max payne:-)
SKaterL2002: thats blog material rite there
SKaterL2002: RITE THERE!@
DeathByAltoids: wooooo!
DeathByAltoids: alright
DeathByAltoids: it's going on
SKaterL2002: NICE
SKaterL2002: IM ON THE BLOG! IM ON THE BLOG!
DeathByAltoids: that is too

what can i say? i have found my future epitaph........

watching 'calpoly tv' last night....there was a girl on it who was...well...'tons of fun'....

i mean.....they say the camera adds 10 pounds...

...but how many cameras did she have on her?

so...um....*teehee*....i kind of...um...lit two people on fire in chemistry today.....

my professor was doing an experiment with 'highly reactive chemicals'...and i had to hold the string that was connected to a metal weight that was going to fall on the chemicals, mixing them together and creating an 'explosion'.....

..i let go of the string.....explosion....sparks fly....all of a sudden, the girls on either side of me JUMP UP....one starts fanning her jeans (while screaming that her leg 'stings'), the other fans her sweatshirt....i look at my chemistry notes...and there is a hole burnt through them.....

....needless to say...they now have holes in their clothing....my chemistry professor says 'he's never seen that happen before'....

oops...=)

don't smell that.....DON'T SMELL THAT!....you smelled it didn't you.....i knew it

lisa.....please......tell me the truth next time....hijo de playa......

i'm tired

Auto response from DeathByAltoids: Economics can contract gonnorhea and rot in hell with the rest of the bastards...including my chemistry teacher who can suckilecocki first...*ahem*

Rockergodforever: That's nice dear.....keep up the good work.....I'm glad you're enjoying college.

in response to lisa's query....

yes.....it is ALWAYS funny.....

don't ever forget that....

I knew it....i'm going insane......

awesome.

have you ever walked into the bathroom in the morning....looked in the mirror....and thought it was some sort of a sick joke?.....

...i'm like that all the time....

i mean....who doesn't like to see a dancing chicken?

would you like to find out why stick people are extinct?

after consuming an entire chicken quesadilla and two kiwis in the time it took lisa to eat an apple, this is what travis had to say....

"i knew you were a nutrition major, but i didn't know you were a FAT-ASS minor!"

....lovely trav...just lovely....

SKaterL2002: ure soo dumb
SKaterL2002: but i love u

*woohoo*...i love you too logan

i keep having dreams where i'm going insane......

is that normal?

don't answer that....

*rantings and ravings*

why is everything so much worse when it happens 'in broad daylight'....i hear people talking all the time about crimes and shootings, murders and abductions....but it's like if it happens at night, it's acceptable, but when they happen 'in broad daylight'....it's some terrible thing....

"....so this girl on the news, she was abducted by her father in the middle of the night...then raped..."
**reaction=quasi-sympathetic and interested

"...so this girl on the news, she was abducted by her father, then raped IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!"
**reaction=HOLY SHNIKES! not in broad daylight! what is the world coming to!

it's like if during the day has some sort of untouchable morality that shouldn't be disturbed by the terrible occurances of the world......but it's ok if they happen at night...

*hot damn*

*my sister thinks i can decipher music online*.....

DeathByAltoids: what pieces are you doing for certificate of merit?
HaleBopp424: uh bethoveen that long one
HaleBopp424: and spanish dance
HaleBopp424: and 2 others
DeathByAltoids: that's awesome
DeathByAltoids: spanish dance!
DeathByAltoids: i have that downloaded on my computer
DeathByAltoids: i played it the other day...i was like....haley hates this song!
HaleBopp424: no no
HaleBopp424: the fast long one
DeathByAltoids: oh:-(
DeathByAltoids: did i play it?
HaleBopp424: the DUN....dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...dun dun dun dun...dundun...dundDUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUND"
DeathByAltoids: oh, NOW i know what song that is...
DeathByAltoids: what the hell?
HaleBopp424: lol
DeathByAltoids: that's going on the blog

*rappin' with my homie 'patty ann'....aka dj andrew sommer kickin' it on the one's and two's

Somm312: Ain't no time like the present, to get a little pleasant
DeathByAltoids: oh my andrew, oh my....:-)
Somm312: cause you know I ain't a peasant, or a phesant, let recite again like when?
Somm312: (let me recite again like when?)
DeathByAltoids: quite the OG sommer, quite the OG
Somm312: just a little composition I came up with right here right now ya heard?
DeathByAltoids: yeah....i hear ya!
DeathByAltoids: *lays down the beat*
Somm312: hahaha, I got game like Bayne, dropin' ryhmes that ain't the usual lame
DeathByAltoids: nah....pretty much lame.......you ain't gonna get no fame with ryhmes like a dame, yo
Somm312: hahaha, yeah yeah!
Somm312: Jame, came, left Jane cause my friends call me Cain, did it rain?
DeathByAltoids: peace in the ghetto, that is all i have to say....us playa's......yeah, we know how to play.....all day, in may, whatchu got to say....hey?
Somm312: Stay after dark, and the chance might be you'll be left in here with me
Somm312: hahaha, that was ra-ra shit
DeathByAltoids: haha
DeathByAltoids: pretty much
Somm312: Give me an A! Give me and T!
DeathByAltoids: A! T!
DeathByAltoids: umm
DeathByAltoids: what are we spelling again?
Somm312: whats it spell? "A!, T!"
Somm312: thats right everyone......At!
Somm312: because my question for the day, is.......were....you....At!
Somm312: yeah! yeah!
Somm312: roll with the beat, so you don't end up under the next ones feet
Somm312: you know Meagen cause thats for you, don't be blue
Somm312: stay true, like I know to be you
Somm312: you don't seem to be writing back, what is at lack?
DeathByAltoids: aw shnikes, nigga....i ain't blue...i just wondering...whatchu got to do....is to respect my peeps in all kinds of da hood...becuase if you disrespecting, that ain't no good
DeathByAltoids: aww yeah
Somm312: alright then, I now I see, I am now heading to the Jack
DeathByAltoids: keepin' in real
Somm312: roll with us other there
Somm312: I am coming over like a rover to show you what I cover
DeathByAltoids: aight

LITTLE BUDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

that's all i have to say....

DeathByAltoids: so....i'm studying for my chemistry midterm tomorrow....and i'm going over my past quizzes
Rockergodforever: and........
DeathByAltoids: i see this one question......and i'm like...wait a sec, i totally should have gotten that one right....so i check in the book to see if i did...and it really doesn't blatantly say the answer
DeathByAltoids: so i email my chemistry professor....
Rockergodforever: i'm hanging on every word
DeathByAltoids: and i'm like.....'i've been studying all night, and going over my past quizzes....and this one question is bothering me because i think that i'm right and i was marked wrong'
DeathByAltoids: i justify my answer with lots of chemistry knowledge
Rockergodforever: and he says............
DeathByAltoids: and ask him to email me back to tell me if i am correct
DeathByAltoids: he emails me back...and says..
Rockergodforever: AND HE SAYS..........
DeathByAltoids: "wow, what an impresssive email.....yes, you are correct....i'll be sure to change it:
DeathByAltoids: BAM!
DeathByAltoids: I TOOK INITIATIVE
Rockergodforever: am i shouting???
DeathByAltoids: and it payed off
DeathByAltoids: and henceforth
DeathByAltoids: i am a golden god

*so i'm not in my room today, and then i come back in and find THIS note on my computer....the people that i live with are *NUTS*....

Meagen – I need you to print out the economics assignment you handed in today. Think about this – you print one out a come into my room to give it to me, then me saying thanks and getting happy. I might be asleep though – just put it by my computer.

Thanks
Andrew

good times =)

everybody----the blog is back up and ready for business----

after wasting several hours (it is now 5 in the morning)...i have decided to keep the original formatting of the blog....with the minor exceptions of color changes..

i am a moron....

please, somebody shoot me in the anus....

hi

i'm doomed

HaleBopp424: como estas frijole
HaleBopp424: how u bean?
HaleBopp424: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HaleBopp424: wow i'm funny
HaleBopp424: :-)
HaleBopp424: lol

erik: "i need a cigarette"

it's time again for......

[my crazy roomie] *LISA'S* TIP OF THE DAY!

"when putting deodorant on....make sure that you grab your aerosol can of deodorant and NOT your aerosol can of hairspray.....the latter may cause you to have sticky armpits...."

yipes

are you addicted to Instant Messenger?

apparently i am 61% addicted....who'd a thunk?

now if they had a blog addiction quiz........

*a little bit o' comedy*

So....i was reading my bottle of tanning oil the other day at the beach....and the directions explicitly said....

"consult a doctor before using on children under six months of age"

alright....now....so this is what their thinkin'...they are thinkin' i'm gonna go out and SLATHER my kid up with tanning oil?...what is he, a little white from being in the WOMB for nine months?

*crimeny*

*question...*

can you spank the monkey as fast as i can?----520 mph BABY!---

"i have become comfortably numb..."

*compliments of pink floyd"