::sure, i'll take it......::

What's *Your* Sex Sign?

[more about my sexual drive...]

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent. You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are. Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had. When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

[and please, don't forget this...]

Aries: Some 100% free porn, just for you! (No credit card ever required!)

[what, no credit card?...sweet! where do i sign up?...]

...::sigh::....what the hell is wrong with people...?

::mondays rock my socks...::

so this new kid....garett....he's 6...first conversation with the kid...:

me: hey garett, welcome to camp!
garett: what's up toots...

::i love kids::

i got an email today from "sexy chick"....

the subject line said "watch sexy girls live, at your service!"

is it wrong if i REALLY badly wanted it to say "....live, at your cervix?"

that would have been piemp...

so i was thinking about a platinum tooth...

any thoughts?

yeah....i didn't think it was such a good idea either...but for like a nano-second i thought it would be piemp...

eh, oh well....i'll just keep workin' on my ghetto booty...

yay it did! it published!

::hugs the blog::

you are so my favorite friend....::sniffle::

i wonder if my blog is gonna publish this...........................because it's been acting up lately.....

talkin' about sluts....this is what mika had to say...

mikasully: that sucks for them and their gynecological safety..

she is the queen of cool random comments....

i knew i loved that girl.

damnit, why can't i post?

typical camp day:

erin [5 year old camper]:....."haha..randy, you look like a cherry!"....[crazy laughter for like, ever...]
randy [guy counselor]: "....a cherry?"
erin: "yeah....hahahahahahaha" [by this time, she's on the floor, rolling around...]
me: "erin, what do i look like?"
erin [stops laughing and looks at me]: "....a girl."
me: "oh"
erin: "....but randy looks like a cherry..ahahahahahahahahahaha...."

::sigh::...sometimes, you just don't ask....

it's that time again....

yes, ladies and gentleman.....unfortunately for you all....i am back...and while i cannot say that i am 'better than ever'....i can say..that i am back...and it's time to update this shiznizzle.

in case you were all on edge, waiting to hear of every detail of my life...i've been alright. not been the happiest camper (hahahhah! camp joke....) in the world, but i've been ok. that's prolly why i haven't updated in a while....just haven't been in the mood. work drains a lot of my creative 'blog' energy..with kids calling me windbag, giving me ringworm (oh yes...) and sucking every last drop of energy out of my aching, sunburned body. it's a tough job, but some poor fool has to do it. this time, i am that fool. and i'm going to like it, damnit. and there's nothing you can do about it. anyhoo, i'm dead tired and i'm going to wait for another 20 mins for some cool people to sign online...because i'm punk like that. yes..it's the new 'in' phrase....use it, tell your friends, and spread it like HIV in africa.......um....er....can i say that? ...welp, i just did....and there's nothing you can do about it. i have the power.......of the blog. amen.

i just realized today that there is nothing more satisfying than vacuuming the floor, and running over tiny microscopic things in the carpet that make noises as they get sucked in to the vacuum.

::i love having vacuum power...::

iiiiiiii.....am a man.....of constant sorrow....

my spleen itches

::typical....so what if my sister and i talk online when we are sitting two feet away from each other?::

HaleBopp424: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DeathByHaleBopp424: yes
DeathByAltoids: ::calls::
DeathByAltoids: seems as though they are busy..
DeathByAltoids: while we wait, wanna wamburger?
DeathByAltoids: maybe some french cries?
HaleBopp424: YES PLEASE!
HaleBopp424: i'm STARVING
DeathByAltoids: haha
DeathByAltoids: EAT SOMETHING
DeathByAltoids: i hear the 'emaciated' look is out
HaleBopp424: lol
HaleBopp424: i can't
HaleBopp424: it hurts my stomach
DeathByAltoids: too many stipulations with you
HaleBopp424: i know
HaleBopp424: im very complex
DeathByAltoids: i see
DeathByAltoids: well, simple
DeathByAltoids: get simple
DeathByAltoids: simplicity..
DeathByAltoids: these could all be you
HaleBopp424: they want to be
HaleBopp424: but they can't
DeathByAltoids: are you calling me fat?
HaleBopp424: in a way
DeathByAltoids: i knew it
HaleBopp424: gees finally
DeathByAltoids: you hate me
HaleBopp424: i've been hinting at it forever
HaleBopp424: im glad u finally caught on
DeathByAltoids: ::cries::
DeathByAltoids: that's it!
DeathByAltoids: i'm done..
DeathByAltoids: ::sniffle::
DeathByAltoids: where's that chicken wing?
DeathByAltoids: i need to drown my sorrows
HaleBopp424: GIVE IT TO ME
HaleBopp424: FOOD
DeathByAltoids: MINE
DeathByAltoids: fatty
HaleBopp424: CHOP
HaleBopp424: or CHOMP
HaleBopp424: sorry, i ate the M

god, she's so dang funny, my sister is.....

HaleBopp424: YOU HAVE A BAD WORD ON UR AWAY MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Auto response from DeathByAltoids: what the hell is wrong with today's world?

HaleBopp424: i'm scarred for life
HaleBopp424: im telling mommy

there are some really screwed up people in the world...

ok...so the last couple of days haven't exactly been the most exciting days, nor the best days of my entire life. yes, go ahead...accuse me....i know that i am....::emo::...but i have good reason to be. warren, the bassist for yellowcard, is now no longer with them.....::sigh::....they are so like one of my favorite bands...to listen to, and more importantly...to see live...they put on one of the greatest live shows that i have ever seen...energy filled..jam packed...hit after hit.........it just won't be the same when i see them at warped tour next friday....someone else, in warren's place....i wish that everyone could get along...for the sake of the band, for the sake of fans, and for the sake of little ole me....a band-aid....

::we're in it because of the music....::

biiiiiicyle.....biiiiiiicyle....

Katdnce65: i like feminists and i like your blog spot
Katdnce65: both more so late at night

and i'm sure they like you too, katie mae...