Apr 29, 2002

well..i just had the best damn weekend of my life....and i've got to hand it to yellowcard on that one....they are THE most *amazing* band to see live ever....and to see them twice in a row on the same day? *priceless*.....i swear to god....i am still on a mega-high and man...

i'd now like to give a 'shout-out' to stole your woman...you guys are awesome, and thanks for the free stuff....

and L.P.? you are the most badass drummer ever...you were *awesome*.....

and everyone else who was there (especially brian and a.d.).....thanks so much for making it such a memorable night...i love you all...

go see yellowcard! they are playing at the warped tour! it's gonna be awesome! ok..that's all.....*sigh*

Apr 24, 2002

so i guess today is one of those days where i just feel like writing how my whole damn day was, just in case you, the reader...wanted to know. i think it's more of a "i'm- sick-and-i'm-tired-and-i-want-someone-to-sit-down-and-not-talk-and-just-listen-to-me-whine-about-all-of-my-trivial-problems-that-cause-me-minor-angst-but-really-don't-mean-that-much-in-the-whole-grandeur-of-things" kind of thing, but hey...i'll take whatever i can get. if whining to an electronic audience is what helps, then damnit, i'm going to do it.

i woke up this morning to talk radio, and i think it had been going on for like 8 minutes because my alarm was set for 9:30 and the clock read 9:38 when i finally awoke. i think the nyQuil had something to do with that. i went out to breakfast with lisa, tory, and mika, and had a grand ole time...and perhaps ate a biscuit, one of my *favorite* things from louisa's. i then had abnormal psychology and then, well...i ate *yet again* around 2:30 (and yes, i may have eaten a snickers bar AND a twix....don't worry, i wanted to be a fatass...) chem lab with 'the rod'...ate at the shyterhouse (hmm...shyter house rules....do i smell movie title?).....worked on homework, and am now procrastinating by whining on the blog. i think i'm over this whining thing...i feel so................*emo*....

alright...that's enough...

(p.s. i'm SO psyched to go to the yellowcard concert....*sigh*.....i'm "with the band"......life is good...

hot damn

LISA'S *infamous* TIP OF THE DAY

"make sure to actually pick up your BRUSH and not the blazing hot barrel of a frickin' CURLING IRON"

idiot, party of one?

(it's these kinds of things that make me *seriously* question her sanity...)

soo...i saw this sign over the drinking fountain today....and it read like this...

"PLEASE DO NOT PUT COFFEE GROUNDS IN THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN."

now...what that means to me......is that some MORON had to have put coffee grounds in the drinking fountain....on MORE THAN ONE occassion....

what the hell is *so* wrong with people that they dump coffee grounds in the freaking drinking fountain...MORE THAN ONCE...when there is a bathroom *directly* across from it....

Apr 23, 2002

i hate being sick....*sniffle*....

actually...me being sick is more like this....

"i hate being sick".....*sniffle*.....*sniffle*.....*bleed*......"great, JUST perfect....this is JUST what i need....right now.."

Apr 22, 2002

*typical online conversations*

AdamIanH: lol you are such a nerd
DeathByAltoids: basically
AdamIanH: thats cool though
DeathByAltoids: i'm glad you've picked up on this....less explaining to do when we actually meet
AdamIanH: nerdy girls turn me on
DeathByAltoids: mmm
DeathByAltoids: ssstop, you're making me weeze

i mean...i've GOT to be a nerd....i have a 'blog' for crying out loud.......honestly....

Apr 21, 2002

*so what if i used to wear training bras......i guess they worked....a little too well....

cooterworm:
hiiiiii meagen i think you might be away but i just wanted to chat and see how my little shoestring fry is doing... you are seriously the funniest kid alive and just so you know i make all my friends read your blog and then i say "i remember when this girl wore training bras and snorted when she laughed"... ahh those were the days

so what if i still snort when i laugh?.....i love you lindsey free-martin!...don't be having any solidarity services with any strange young rougues, you hear?...


i don't even know what to say about this one.....

THill652: mmm, booger...
THill652: sorry, what were we talking aboot?
DeathByAltoids: go away>?
DeathByAltoids: minus the question
THill652: the > was okay?
DeathByAltoids: shove it
THill652: again with the shoving it!
DeathByAltoids: you know you like it...

Apr 19, 2002

tonight......at dinner......i observed this woman for about 3 minutes before busting out into laughter.....

...she was eating her tortilla chips....but she delicately took ONE chip.....salted it....dipped one corner into the salsa...took a bite....salted it again....dipped another corner into the salsa.....took another bite.....salted..and then dipped THE LAST CORNER.....into the salsa....then she took another chip....salted it....AND IT GOES ON!

yeah...it took her 3 minutes to eat ONE CHIP.....

what the *hell* is wrong with people?

Apr 14, 2002

my father's expert advice....gotta love it..

Rockergodforever: got some advice for u and yor friends
DeathByAltoids: what's that?
Rockergodforever: Just be yourself....unless you're an asshole

Apr 11, 2002

it's amazing sometimes how correct these anonymous websites are.....

i suggest to you, my avid reader, that you hit up this site and get your own handwriting analyzed....

Regarding letter size... you clicked "Medium". Because your writing is neither really tiny or really large, this aspect of your writing is not a significant piece of your personality puzzle. We know you are not as intense as those tiny writers and you aren't as "flighty" as some of those really large writers. So, you fall into the middle-of-the-road on this character trait.

Concerning the letter slant of your sample (slant reveals emotional outlay)... you chose "Midway between vertical and hard right-slant". Your emotional outlay is exactly halfway between an introvert and an extrovert. So, you have the best of both worlds: the ability to think logically and make hard decisions and at the same time you can still be very emotional... which means that you can spend time and get along with both types of people.

Your emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, you can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. And even put yourself in the other person's shoes. When convincing you to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal. You are an expressive person and aren't afraid to outwardly show your emotions. You may even cry when you hear a sad story.

Looking at the letter "i", you chose "i-dot is 2-3 letters from the stem or there is no dot at all". This signifies a lack of attention to details. You're off to the next project without taking the time to finish the one you're working on. Better slow down... you may miss something really important.

Oh boy... the letter "o"... this is a very insightful letter. When you picked "Exit loops on the right side", that told me you can be VERY secretive. As a matter of fact, the larger your inner loop, the more you tend to avoid giving complete and straight answers. You won't lie, but you won't just spout off information freely either. Your best defense is to answer questions with questions... "Would I say that?"

Excellent characteristic!!! When I asked about the shape of the tops of the humps in the letters "m" and "n", you chose "Vary between rounded and pointed". This is the best of both kind of thinkers. You can process information both in cumulative/procedural fashion and also in a comprehensive/fast fashion. You can adapt to the people around you. If you're with a slow talker, you can slow down and explain every detail. If you're talking to someone who only wants the bottom line big picture facts, you can speed up your thinking.

This is an important trait! When I asked you how high the t-bar is crossed on the stem of the letter "t", you chose "Midway up the stem". This tells me that you set goals that are realistic, practical, and obtainable and that your self-esteem is good, but not super high. I would suspect you still have an aversion to taking too much of a risk and you'll hedge on the side of security.

The good news is your confidence is strong enough to leave a really bad situation and take those first key steps toward living your dreams. People that cross their "t's" in the upper middle are pragmatic and secure with themselves. But, there are still more dreams to achieve... so stretch yourself even more!

When asked how the t-bar ends, you chose "Knife point toward the right". This tells me that you are a bit of a smart-ass. Uhmm... sorry... the politically correct term is "sarcastic".

You see, sarcasm is a wonderful means of defending your ego. Often this sarcasm comes out as a wry sense of humor. People love that. But, if you're at all insecure, it can be directed at others and be a bit caustic and hurtful. Might I suggest that you bite your tongue next time you want to pipe in with a smart comment.

This is a great trait! Concerning your lower case t's, the last question deals with the TILT of the t-bar. You chose "Upward toward sky"... which tells me that you're optimistic, forward thinking, and a self-starter. Optimism is one key trait of successful and happy people. So, even if your life sucks today, you automatically assume that it will be better tomorrow!

Concerning your y's and g's, you chose "Medium loop". This tells me that you have healthy physical drives... yes, that means both sexually... and in your ambition. So, you aren't a prude but you're not a slut either... you just "like" it.


Apr 9, 2002

*a discourse on being a 'member' of the blog community....to all that have been added....congratulations...you should be honored*

Rockergodforever: (Sent to Adam) As a senior contributor to Meagen's blog, let me be the second to congratulate you on this historic occaision. This is not to be taken lightly, and from here on you can hold your head high knowing you are, in fact, ..........blog material. Congratulations, and go forward with dignity, knowing that you had absolutely nothing better to do on April 9, 2002.

you know how when you were little......and you wanted to do something really badly....and you got that talk from your parents....you know...the...

"if everyone else was jumping off of a bridge, would you?"


now...i guess ozzy osbornes family is just slightly different...because their kids get this version...

"if everyone was poking their eye out every wednesday, would you?"

hmmm....do i smell dysfunction?

kids....this is why drugs are bad....just look at ozzy...

*adam...you were funny....and it's documented....consider it a favor from god....*

enigma8460: in true college prep fashion, i've been procrastinating for a few hours....some activities taken in while procrastinating included some of the quizes from ur blog, and being as they were on your blog, i figured i'd tell you the answers:
i was "so lazy" and told that my spirit animal was a sloth, my eighties character was Joel from Risky Business (tom cruise) because i am "gennerally pretty well-behaved and definately have a reckless impulsive side to me. Big parties, sex on trains... The moral of your story is crazy prostitutes = trouble" excuse me while i go buy a train ticket...and confusing as it may sound i'm lime life saver, which is the life of the party, wants to have fun, needs to grow up....and thus my procrastination is ended, on to the paper...
DeathByAltoids: and....you have made the blog
enigma8460: WOW>>>i would like to thank the academy...o crap wrong speech, one sec....i prepared a blog speech...damnit... can't find it....curses
DeathByAltoids: adam....you are so hilarious
enigma8460: really
enigma8460: can i quote u on that?

*does anyone find this guy EXACTLY like travis.....because it's uncanny....

Apr 8, 2002

woo!

do you ever feel like sometimes you are just waiting for that one event that will change your life? that one phone call.....that one email....that one encounter that is just going to change the way you do everything forever.....

i'm like that all the time....

Apr 7, 2002

can i ask you all a question?....

....since when...do i get emails....with the title....

OOPS YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED!

that makes me feel REAL good about myself.....

*assholes*

soo....lisa and i were walking down the stairwell of our dorm......

seems normal, doesn't it?.....but no...

we were singing....'lady in red'....in spanish...

henceforth....we were singing....'dame en rojo'....

we walked out of the door....and then entire mexican population of cal poly...was standing outside...

lisa y yo son idiotas...

ah....sisterly love...

HaleBopp424: whore

Auto response from DeathByAltoids:movie

HaleBopp424: get back here

Apr 6, 2002

whatever.......i do what i want!

*oh*

Rockergodforever: What describes the perfect way you should "shut up" and rhymes with "spank"? .........Any takers?

.....um.....

Apr 4, 2002

*just to let everyone know....*

..i am now a GOLD CARD member of the bank of america....

am i shouting?

*i knew it...i'm drunk*
(just kidding mom...heh heh heh...no really...=)


I'M 66 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?


i think i'm gonna get a job as an online stripper......any thoughts?

DeathByAltoids: i just took off my left shoe....
DeathByAltoids: things are gettin' HOT AND HEAVY in here
DeathByAltoids: almost too much to handle
DeathByAltoids: wait wait wait..
SexxxOnAStick: i hate you
DeathByAltoids: here goes the right shoe....
DeathByAltoids: OH
DeathByAltoids: mhmm
DeathByAltoids: yup
DeathByAltoids: that's enough
DeathByAltoids: wait wait...one more....
DeathByAltoids: are you ready?
DeathByAltoids: don't 'give up' on me just yet...
SexxxOnAStick: <>
DeathByAltoids: i'm taking off....
DeathByAltoids: MY LEFT SOCK
DeathByAltoids: HOLY SHNIKES
DeathByAltoids: you are right
DeathByAltoids: i am weird
SexxxOnAStick: BOO!...PUT IT BACK ON!!!...PUT IT BACK ON!
DeathByAltoids: hahahahahaaha

Apr 3, 2002

i just wanna give a shout out to my abnormal psychology professor.....

...anyone who says curse words, attacks minorities, and makes homosexual jokes the first day of class....

chill dawg.....just chiiiiiilllllll....

*sexuality and my family*

HaleBopp424: logan just came into my room and goes
HaleBopp424: "did u ever wonder why its called general herpes"
HaleBopp424: i was like "its genital herpes"
HaleBopp424: he goes "o...right...im gonna leave now"
DeathByAltoids: one word for that..
DeathByAltoids: blog

Apr 2, 2002

*representation of the LRHS crew....you guys are the best....especially you katie mae, you psycho...miss ya...*

skitty519: tell me about yourself
skitty519: i havent heard from you in a while
skitty519: how is your self esteem
Katdnce65: ummm
Katdnce65: its up there right now
skitty519: are you doing drugs
skitty519: hows college life
Katdnce65: im doing every drug imaginable
Katdnce65: college life is good
Katdnce65: i dont go to class and im failing out and i drink all day every day and smoke three times a day
Katdnce65: and have gained 45 lbs
Katdnce65: im involved with a lot of self destructive behaivor like eating cafeteria food constantly and never sleeping....i murdered my roomate last month so i live alone now
Katdnce65: life is good
skitty519: are you dating drug dealers
Katdnce65: have you turned psycho?
skitty519: oh i didnt know you were so cool now
skitty519: you are jerkie
skitty519: i am the best
skitty519: alright bye kate

Katdnce65: ok if thats not psycho blog material..i dont know what is

Apr 1, 2002

*oh travis*

THill652: i was just thinking...
DeathByAltoids: did it hurt?
THill652: yeah, so i stopped

SexxxOnAStick: its like the take a penny leave a penny
SexxxOnAStick: you always take a penny
DeathByAltoids: haha
SexxxOnAStick: never leave a penny
DeathByAltoids: that's the stupidest thing i've ever hear...nonetheless.....it's going on the blog