May 30, 2002

it's raining leprosy and acid...

::hayden puts the 'rebel' in 'rebellious'::

edsonic621: mmmm...chrunchy on the outside, chewy on the outside
edsonic621: gotta love it
edsonic621: lol that was gross
edsonic621: sorry
DeathByAltoids: eh
DeathByAltoids: i'm used to it
edsonic621: sweet
edsonic621: can i tell you about my anal hemarroids?
DeathByAltoids: see
DeathByAltoids: there's this line
DeathByAltoids: it's a nice line
DeathByAltoids: you've crossed it
edsonic621: I CROSSED THE LINE
edsonic621: SOMETHING OTHER MEN HAVE HAD TO QUESTION IN THE PAST
edsonic621: AND I JUST DID IT
edsonic621: ALL BY MYSELF
edsonic621: hail to the king, baby
DeathByAltoids: this is a proud day for you and your family
edsonic621: yes
edsonic621: yes it is
edsonic621: my dads weeping on the phone, my mothers fainted and my sister is pouting
edsonic621: good day for me
DeathByAltoids: cake at my place?
edsonic621: ladies and germs
edsonic621: I HAVE CROSSED THE LINE
edsonic621: you have cake?
edsonic621: what kind
DeathByAltoids: MINE
edsonic621:YOU FRIGID BITCH
STINGY WITH THE PASTRIES

yes....yes i am......and DAMN PROUD OF IT!....*ahem*

::and the bombs start falling.....searching for sanity in such a crazy world....it's such a crazy world::

i wish i knew how to work html code so i could put the subject line by the time. oh well. this way it gives my blog character. right...character. i like that. argh. i just took my chemistry midterm....heh...we'll see how that went. i felt myself feeling more relieved than upset....relieved that it was finally over and i could stop worrying about it....well, at least until finals that is. *sigh*

i think my right earring hole is bigger than the left one. that kinda bothers me, because my earring keeps slipping in and out of the hole and it's driving me insane. maybe i just feel like complaining about the minute things. along those lines....i have a mosquito bite on my left arm that really itches....

it's times like these when i love love love the blog because after a shitty day i can just sit, type, and whine....

and then it's like my day gets better.

weird, isn't it?...no...not weird....hmm....[crazy?]....yeah.....crazy.

crazy.

::no i'm not!......oh wait....maybe....::





take the butt quiz.


i miss the days when i got excited to see roly poly bugs.....

and dirt was cool....

May 29, 2002

thats a negatory

Mike is cool

::these are the times when i say...........do i care?::

LLeigh05: i think a bird just flew into my window and crashed

hah....YOU MADE THE BLOG LACY!.............

now get out...

::the feedback i recieved....maybe i shouldn't ask next time::

1. III 311isGod III: i before e except after c and except for weird which is weird. (and on weekends and holidays...)

2. haley (via email from with subject line "stupid")...No stupid...it IS I before E except WEIRD because its WEIRD!

3. LLeigh05: weird
LLeigh05: thats how you spell weird by the way
LLeigh05: screw you
LLeigh05: and the horse you rode in on

i think i'm stupid...

May 28, 2002

::mental note to self::

1. don't play journey.......EVER again
2. don't wear headphones when you go to bed
3. some people need a swift kick in the ballz

that is all.....

life is so weird sometimes....

agreed?

how do you spell 'weird' by the way? i seriously have no idea.....is is i before e? or what the hell?

care to enlighten me? im me at DeathByAltoids....

thanks, you're a peach...

hark!.....what hither?!

::my sister is so cool::

HaleBopp424: lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
HaleBopp424: is dancing with me
HaleBopp424: cheek to cheek

May 26, 2002

typical conversation with my family:

haley has been having dreams lately that she's pregnant...so this is how her conversation with my mom goes....

haley: mom, can i go out with chris tomorrow night?
mom: hah, not until you start having dreams that you are celibate..

::awww...isn't she cute?::

i've been having really wild and twisted dreams lately....

1. ::some guy:: proposing to me in the stadium at an angel's game
2. my mom having another baby, but having to place in a cryogenic freezing container to grow a little more
3. ms. demeritt getting angry with me for not taking biology 151 this year

i think it's time to go off of the codeine....

May 22, 2002

::i want you to know that...i miss you...i miss you so::

i broke a 250 mL beaker today

::i'm on my own..nothing's gonna stop me..i just thought you should know::

i've just come back from one of the greatest experiences of not only my college life, but my entire life-span as a human being. i've done something that most people haven't, that many people dream of, and some yearn to do--i've created a piece of music all my own--well, ok....i composed the song, and hayden wrote the lyrics...but we were amazing. as i was trying new keys and new fingering and creating the melodic threads of the piece we can now call our own, hayden wrote lyrics that fully encompessed what the song was about, what the song trying to express, though neither of us really knew. it all just happened. bam. right like that. tonight, hayden and i shared a moment that i've only had in my wildest dreams (and no, hayden, i didn't say my wildest FANTASY...so put your pants back on....that's a good boy..) and the emotion that was in the air after we had finished was almost too much to handle...i didn't know something so simple as a melody could be so powerful. alright, alright..you caught me...so i'm an emo kid....so what? it was an amazing night. that's all there is to it. let's just say there will be many more of those nights to come. and when we're finished...you, my avid reader, will come and see us perform....and then, and only then will my greatest life experience by replaced by the single greatest moment of my life....of performing original music on stage, in front of a live audience....

i can't wait.

LISA's QUERY....

"is it weird that i look forward to the mornings so much because i get to eat cereal?"

*pause*.....::meagen, contemplates a bitch-slap before responding with this::

no lisa....that's perfectly normal...

don't change a thing...

May 21, 2002

after being on my profile for so long.....here it is folks....the one and only.....

::travis hill::


DeathByAltoids: i'm a bit 'tempestuous' right now
THill652: is tempestuous one of those synonyms for "PMS?"
THill652: did i cross the line?

making sandwiches tonight....this one girl kinda pissed me off....she made a comment not to me, but about a certain bracelet i was wearing....not directly mine, but about the style in general....anyhoo....soo, because i am a deviant slut...this is what i did...and my thought process...you now get a chance to go inside my head...be careful, and watch out for the other personalities...

::my thought process::

hmm...she just insulted me...hah...she wanted turkey, lettuce, and cheddar cheese?...hah....i think i'll put an olive in her sandwich...yes, just one olive...muahahah....

to make a long thought process short, i buried a single olive within her sandwich....

i'm so ::devious::

but don't worry...i would never do that to you, because....'olive you'......get it? i love you?.....but with olives...like 'cuz of the olive...er...

*nevermind*

i'm writing my damn long technical writing paper.....

as my good friend mika would always say.....

::"this paper sucks hard, like a well-paid prostitute"::

well said mika, well said....

.....now about that 500 dollars you owe me for the other night......

*sigh*

the only thing that i had to look forward to on tuesday nights......is now gone......

join me in shedding an oh-so-dysfunctional tear for the osbornes.....

i'll miss you guys....

you da family...

::rumor has it people are so desperate to get on the blog::

THill652: yeah, well... well...
THill652: YOU'RE A DOODIE HEAD!
THill652: so there
DeathByAltoids: umm
DeathByAltoids: sure
DeathByAltoids: are you trying to make the blog?

May 20, 2002

~do you ever wonder why some things are the way they are?~

alright, so i apologize for beginning my entry with an overused, and well....dare a say 'trite'....statement, but in all seriousness, do you ever wonder that? i can't even fathom what the world would be like if i had done just one tiny little thing different. take, for instance, today....at the sandwich factory. would my life be any different if i had chosen to eat a snickers bar over a twix? or if i hadn't eaten a candy bar at all? well...i'd most likely be a few pounds lighter...but hey, candy comes with certain consequences i'm willing to deal with.....even if these consequences involve a certain 'layer' that i am all-too-familiar with. would i be feeling any differently than i am now if i had chosen to talk to the girl next to me in psychology? would i have had a better day? would she?....

i guess the only reason that i start thinking about these things is because i have sooo much stuff to do tonight that it's almost overwhelming. soo, instead of tackle one thing at a time, i've decided to opt for the more 'meagen' route: stress, panic, and not do a damn thing. i'm so damn melancholy right now, and i hate writing sometimes because i try so hard to get across how i am feeling, and more often than not, words fall short of what i want to express.....*pause*....eh, screw it....i have a paper to write.

damn the man

**YAY!.....er...**


Take the Affliction Test Today!

is it weird that the first line said......'congratulations, you're syphilis!'....

no? not weird?...yeah...didn't think so either...

i laugh in the face of antibodies.....

*muahahahaha*

i say....screw winning 'fair and square'....

what if i said that i now win everything 'fair and rhombus'....?

fair and trapizoid?.......

no?.....

ok....

i suppose you're right...

i feel so stupid...

May 19, 2002

*it's ok hayden.....we still love you....you little slut*

DeathByAltoids: god....and the band that's playing with yellowcard...
DeathByAltoids: don't look down..
DeathByAltoids: such cool guys
DeathByAltoids: plus
DeathByAltoids: such good musica
DeathByAltoids: lemme send you my fav...
edsonic621: wow
edsonic621: obsessed....much?
DeathByAltoids: eh, just a little
edsonic621: haha
edsonic621: im obsessed with breasts so its ok
DeathByAltoids: hahaha
DeathByAltoids: breast groupie?
edsonic621: no
edsonic621: breast "grope-ie"
DeathByAltoids: hahahahha
DeathByAltoids: that might be blog material
edsonic621: haha hellz ya

May 17, 2002

it's.......peanut butty jelly time!

i don't have any explanation for posting this here.....call it 'going out on a limb?'

oh lord...i'm going bananas....

May 16, 2002

~her apathy fills my sorrow~

thursdays. the bane of my existence. and quite the bane it was today. yesterday, i went to the health center to get tested for WHATEVER THE HELL i have *sneeze*... and they end up giving me a blood test for mono and a throat culture for strep throat....needless to say, a wheeze, a few q-tip swipes, and band-aid ridden vein later, i walked outta there with a prescription to fill...but alas, the gods were not in my favor. i LOST the prescription on the walk back from the dorms, and coughed all night long, much to the dismay of my roomate who politely managed an 'are you alright?' to check up on me at three in the morning when my hacking seemed like it would never cease....thanks lisa, you da roomie...

so, back to my thursday story. in hopes of refilling my needed prescription, i returned to the health center once again to 'get the meds'....meagen's gotta have the pills or else she can't do the math...you know what i mean? so....the 'nurse practitioner' says she 'can't refill the prescription' because the meds got 'codine' in it and 'codine is a narcotic'.....she's had many people "lose" their prescriptions before...so i can't have it.....

so i made like she was carrie, and deftly punched her in the ballz......

what...she deserved it....do i look like i'm going to be selling CODINE on the streets for money?

*health center bitches*....GIMME MY CODINE!...

May 15, 2002

soo...lisa and i take a hip-hop class every friday morning...

wanna see what we look like dancing?

good times...

::i knew it::

THill652: hey, my buttons work again!
DeathByAltoids: yay!
DeathByAltoids: i told you
THill652: you were right
DeathByAltoids: what?
DeathByAltoids: i was what...?
THill652: In fact, eerily so...
DeathByAltoids: say it again, whore
THill652: i bet YOU did it!
THill652: you were right about them coming back, BECAUSE YOU SCREWED WITH THEM!
THill652: ADMIT IT!
DeathByAltoids: whoa trav
DeathByAltoids: easy there

good ole irish punk.......

gotta love 'flogging molly'.....

i wanna move to ireland....go to a pub....and dance the night away....

is that too much to ask?

May 14, 2002

i ate nutty bars AND oreos today.....*sigh*....

such a good choice...

i'm feeling a bit 'tempestuous' today.....i don't exactly know why...it could be the fact that i have to be in class today and the weather is beautiful outside....or...well look on my profile, and you'll see what tempestuous is =)....j/k...

maybe it's just that sometimes i get into these melancholy moods where i just don't want to to anything but put on a good record, lie back on my bed and listen to the record play over and over and over again....that's what kind of day today feels like. i think maybe when i get home from english class today, i'll do just that. god bless jimmy eat world and their amazing cd. and god bless the nice weather. and damn my cold to hell.

and with that...it's off to see the rod....*sigh*

::people are banging down the doors to get in::

WldNCzy01: what the f*ck do I have to do to get on your stinking blog!
WldNCzy01: you're sucha prude
DeathByAltoids: hahahahahahaha
WldNCzy01: you're discriminating
DeathByAltoids: i think you just made it
WldNCzy01: you only put not cool people up on the blog
WldNCzy01: i'm blog worthy every frickin day!

i didn't know it was such an issue to be on the blog.....chris....hey....look..you are on the blog....woo! congrats!...you want a cookie?

May 13, 2002

:::ATTENTION!:::

holy hell!......i have a 'blog' fan....*sigh*...today, is a good day....(i knew it)...

spoiled leftie: man, your blog is just WAYYYYY too funny
DeathByAltoids: oh yeah?
DeathByAltoids: thanks!
DeathByAltoids: who is this?
spoiled leftie: i just can't contain myself
spoiled leftie: a total stranger who saw your blog
DeathByAltoids: haha
DeathByAltoids: thanks
spoiled leftie: so i found your blog
spoiled leftie: and i started reading
spoiled leftie: and i just can't stop
DeathByAltoids: well...awesome....that's so cool...
spoiled leftie: like you said in one of your more recent entries
spoiled leftie: in fact, i think it's today's entry
spoiled leftie: i wish my blog can be like yours sometimes

woo!....i have readers! i have readers!.....

*i love my life*

clams have feelings too

i've come to realize that my blog is more random than anything. i read other people's journals or blogs or whatever, and they always have little snippets of their day, or how they are feeling, or how they just want to beat-the-living-shit-out-of-someone-who-screwed-them-over-royally...or how they hate koalas...(which, personally, frightens me that some people have inexplicable fears of marsupial beings of the forest..)....

and sometimes i read other people's entries and i wish that i could be that creative and write such stories and everything...and then i remember that they are who they are, and i am who i am. and i like my blog...and i think that it is funny. and no matter what, i'm gonna keep being random, damnit! so screw everyone else, i'm putting whatever the hell i want on there. and i am gonna like it. and you, the reader, will to. but every once and a while, i am going to post my thoughts and feelings on here, just because....well....quite simply....because i can. and to have that kind of power, ladies and gentleman, is unlike any other.

~because the blog knows reason, that reason can't understand~

amen.

*hack*hack*hack*HACK*hack*.....

*sneeze*

May 12, 2002

*i think i'm a little delirious....*

DEEP THOUGHTS.....WITH MEAGEN

Why does the chicken cluck…and the cow moo? (compliments of A.D.)

Do you know where my hat went?

Can my eyes see everything?

I think that cups look nice on tables.

My jaw clicks when I chew.

The cat meows when it is needy.

The light shines in your eyes.

Can you hear the silence speak?

Does the brain hear my thoughts?

Come frolic with me in tiny green pastures.

Is it pronounced fro-licker?

I like verbs…especially when they reflect action.

I think that someday I will build a castle in the sky. One where I can visit any time that I would like. I think I will paint it white, with green polka dots and purple stripes. Some people may think that it will look ugly. But not to me. Because that is what I want it to look like. I get what I want when I build my own castle in the sky. It will be behind two clouds, and in front of three. Clouds are pretty. Especially when they are white and fluffy. I have a cat named fluffy. She's white. Go figure. I think that I should have named her cloud. But I didn't. darn. Fluffy has a male cat friend. They frolick in tiny green pastures. Those pastures don't have purple stripes. Only green polka dots. I think that if fluffy built her own castle in the sky, she would want it to have purple stripes too. We are alike. We like clouds. She likes the long ones. I like the short ones. But we are so like the same person. Except she is a cat. And I am a person. But we can still be similar. Because I said so. Enough about fluffy. I hate her. She stole all of my clouds. Now my castle in the sky is ruined. I can't live there anymore. I hate cats. They ruin castles. I could build another castle. I don't think I am going to. Another cat will probably come and steal my clouds. Maybe someday I will build a castle without cats. Then I will be happy.

May 11, 2002

um.....cool?



Which car are you?




May 9, 2002

today is a no make-up day....

*i love those days*

May 8, 2002

*why do such stupid people exist?*

so when i was getting lunch this afternoon con lisa....there was this girl sitting about 2 tables away from us....i recognized her immediately as the girl i titled 'the dumb girl from my nutrition class'...because i swear to god, this girl is so freakin' stupid i don't know HOW she got into cal poly....anyhoo...so her story today..

she was wearing a black tank top, short jean shirt, dyed blonde hair kept up by her sunglasses.....her cell phone rings....she goes to answer it, but can't find it....then, finally realizes that she's SITTING on the damn phone....answers the phone...and this is her conversation...

::hello?
::hello?
::what?
::*laughs*
::yeah...like, i don't know...
::no, i like heard the phone like ring, but not until like the end of the song...
::what?
::no, i was like looking for the phone, and then i heard it like ring, and then the song was all *da*da*da*da*da* and then i like picked it up and i was like hello? and then like you said something, so yeah...

:: OH MY LORD ::

"yeah, so like...oh my god, i like heard the phone...and then i like picked it up...and then i was like 'hi' and you were all 'hi' and then you were all did you hear it ring? and i was all 'yeah' and then like you talked...and then like i talked and like we're still talking now!......like, oh my god!"

grrrrrrrr

May 7, 2002

*the other meat?*

edsonic621: today in english class
DeathByAltoids: yeah?
edsonic621: i mentioned that the ancient poet Sappho
edsonic621: was a lesbian
edsonic621: BUT
edsonic621: i meant from the island of lesbos, right
edsonic621: WELL
DeathByAltoids: haha
edsonic621: turns out she is a clam diver, after all!!
DeathByAltoids: uh oh
edsonic621: who knew??
DeathByAltoids: holy!
DeathByAltoids: perhaps i have some goggles i can lend her
edsonic621: haha
edsonic621: i got me some goggles
DeathByAltoids: um
edsonic621: its ALL good
edsonic621: did i tell you im a vagitarian?
DeathByAltoids: these are some of the things meagen doesn't care to know

everybody should check out this dude who calls himself 'dick cheese'.....

HIS SONGS ARE FREAKIN' HILARIOUS....

he's a piano player (woo!) and he does hilarious covers of popular songs.....

get 'em while you can, kids...

(thanks hayden!)

something SERIOUSLY smells in our room right now....

May 6, 2002

i knew it....i knew i was destined to be a sock....




May 5, 2002

*so true*

AdamIanH: why must I live in a world of work, sweat and tears where is this paradise I dream of
AdamIanH: Quoted Adam Harper
DeathByAltoids: wow..
DeathByAltoids: deep thoughts
AdamIanH: Deep Thoughts by Adam Harper
AdamIanH: I like horses
AdamIanH: especially when they eat grass
DeathByAltoids: amen
AdamIanH: twa la la la la la la la
DeathByAltoids: frolick with me, AD

shout out to the roomie for next year...here's a little 'RACIOUS action on the blog for ya'll.....

lisa and i found this note on our door when we came back from the night's activities....

TO MY FUTURE ROOMATES:

"Put the f*ckin' mic on...da, da, da, da...."
That's what i'm talking about...we beez gonna have the bomb-nizzle apartment next yiz-ear!
(Hope you're having a good night)
I LOVE YOU BOTH!
Love....'RACIOUS

p.s. we saw spider man tonight...it was good....

(*drawing of a spider*)...characteristic of the phylum ANTHROPODA=jointed appendages....prosoma..abdomen..)..

(interjection from lisa....THE ABDOMEN IS CALLED THE OPISTHOSOMA, bitch, DIDN'T YOU STUDY?!?!)....dumbass...=)

*WE LOVE YOU TORY!*

May 4, 2002

lisa used the word 'usurped' yesterday.....

i knew i loved that girl...

May 3, 2002

*as if one conversation wasn't enough.......*

edsonic621: i feel bad youre on the floor but that scene is just hilarious

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Auto response from DeathByAltoids: *think about this*

Meagen....in her dorm room....with a chemistry book.....four minutes later....meagen, is passed out on the floor.....think about how meagen must be feeling....lying there....on the floor....amidst the reactants of her demise...

*think about it*
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edsonic621: im thinking....
edsonic621: yep still frickin hilarious
edsonic621: haha
edsonic621: come on, grandma
edsonic621: get up
edsonic621: no walk, no food
edsonic621: thats the way it goes


*blog material from the GIRLIES back home.....represent LRHS yo....*

Katdnce65: hello ass hole
Katdnce65: ok listen up to me
cooterworm: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Katdnce65: ok
Katdnce65: i gotta say one thing
Katdnce65: when i see you this summer
Katdnce65: if your boobs are any bigger
Katdnce65: i only have one thing to say to you!
Katdnce65: and THAT is
Katdnce65: your q has been eating too many DUNKIN Q's!!!!!!
Katdnce65: haha because doughnuts and you get fatter in the boobs
Katdnce65: if your body was the shape of a q
Katdnce65: ????????
Katdnce65: hellooo any q's out there?!!!
Katdnce65: oh my god you have abbandoned me
Katdnce65: i hate your guts
Katdnce65: q that is it i am piiisssed off at you
Katdnce65: this convo better go on the blog in place of that other lameo one...or ELSE
Katdnce65: alrightY
Katdnce65: bye stupid ant wearing a french barrett with a feather in the top
cooterworm: she request that this go on the blog
DeathByAltoids: haha...alrighty...

*please, what the hell are my friends? what the hell.....I LOVE YOU GIRLS...you and all your Q comments....weirdos..*

I want to hold the hand inside you
I want to take a breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
You live your life
You go in shadows
You'll come apart and you'll go black
Some kind of night into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there.

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew
I think it's strange you never knew


-Mazzy Star